Tree Eats Octopus

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looz-y:

izanyanorihara:

constantcalibrations:

swervesbar:

people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp

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People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead

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People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’

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finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night

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makkin on at bitch with da big booty (dayum)
den get the panties off an da pussy stank
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lornemilee:

thetalee:

kinovore:

I always pronounced it Jif.
Sucks to be you, rest of the Internet.

nope, still pronouncing it with a hard “g”.
also, this is perhaps the most idiotic internet debate to have ever existed, I mean what the hell.

^ I’m with Lee.

If he wanted us to say ‘jif’, he should’ve spelled it that way. I side with the  Hard Gs in this Internet civil war, and i will burn cities to continue its legacy.

lornemilee:

thetalee:

kinovore:

I always pronounced it Jif.

Sucks to be you, rest of the Internet.

nope, still pronouncing it with a hard “g”.

also, this is perhaps the most idiotic internet debate to have ever existed, I mean what the hell.

^ I’m with Lee.

If he wanted us to say ‘jif’, he should’ve spelled it that way. I side with the  Hard Gs in this Internet civil war, and i will burn cities to continue its legacy.

(Source: tom-bass)

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things i didnt learn in high school

steffalopod:

  • how to pee
  • what the eraserhead baby is made of
  • why my cousin never takes his shirt off at pool parties
  • skeeball strategies
  • how small does a piece of land have to be in order to be considered an island
  • how to figure out my hat size
  • why tennis balls are fuzzy
  • the cutoff between a big hill and a mountain
  • what pasta is made of
  • how to talk to people
  • how to survive if i’m ever stranded in the woods
  • the theory of evolution

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Either they gave me the light stuff or i’ve got some kind of natural tolerance for anaesthesia because i didn’t have an experience anything like this or the many other post-exodontial ‘trips’. I was lucid enough to remember a comic about someone who had had her wisdom teeth removed and reeanact her hanging out of a moving car. I sent a text out to people, and it wasn’t gibberish; it was a normal text.Some people don’t even remember going under. I do. The stuff hits the veins cold, and it’s like falling asleep and waking up mixed together. They had soothing music playing. I think Frou Frou’s ‘Let Go’ played. One of the guys’ names was Darius, and he was really nice. When i woke up i was so happy that i insisted i hug him, and people laughed. I knew why they were laughing, but i didn’t care. I loved Darius in that moment.I don’t really remember waking up. I think my brain snapped to in the hallway.What i’m saying is that i certainly would’ve been able to look up Led Zeppelin, but i didn’t because the last thing going through my mind before sleep fell upon me was that i wanted to hear TV On the Radio.

Either they gave me the light stuff or i’ve got some kind of natural tolerance for anaesthesia because i didn’t have an experience anything like this or the many other post-exodontial ‘trips’. I was lucid enough to remember a comic about someone who had had her wisdom teeth removed and reeanact her hanging out of a moving car. I sent a text out to people, and it wasn’t gibberish; it was a normal text.

Some people don’t even remember going under. I do. The stuff hits the veins cold, and it’s like falling asleep and waking up mixed together. They had soothing music playing. I think Frou Frou’s ‘Let Go’ played. One of the guys’ names was Darius, and he was really nice. When i woke up i was so happy that i insisted i hug him, and people laughed. I knew why they were laughing, but i didn’t care. I loved Darius in that moment.

I don’t really remember waking up. I think my brain snapped to in the hallway.

What i’m saying is that i certainly would’ve been able to look up Led Zeppelin, but i didn’t because the last thing going through my mind before sleep fell upon me was that i wanted to hear TV On the Radio.

(Source: talesof4chan, via lornemilee)

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normanbecile:

samuchler:

tastefullyoffensive:

[completelyseriouscomics]

I don’t know how to feel about this

Oh.

Where did Daddy Ghost get his information? Does he remember everything and just not want to tell his kid? Look at his blank stare in the penultimate panel. He knows. The black dots that are his eyes betray him. Baby Ghost don’t know nothing. It was too little to understand nuclear holocaust. How long has Baby Ghost been a baby ghost?

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aplacetolovedogs:

Happy dog Mr. Bubs is reunited with his mommy after a 6 1/2 month deployment. I just love these happy reunion videos, they are so touching and heartwarming!

For more cute dogs and puppies

Mr. Bubs is like, Nigga, do you *see* who is here? Put down that damn looky box, and help me tackle her!

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